FBI

   I should work for the FBI. Seriously, they should hire me. I got mad skillz that could really help them bust out some cases. I can't tell you why I'm saying this. But trust me: I'm practically a ninja. Ninjen, they'll call me. Even my next-door neighbor who actually does work for the FBI is pretty impressed. He didn't tell me that, but I could just tell. I can sense it.

   I'm totally going to draw this when I'm less tired than I am right now…