My gym is open 24 hours most days, and they always have someone working at the front desk to swipe your membership card for you as you enter. Apparently I'm weak & stupid, rendering me incapable of swiping a card singlehandedly. Anyway, I generally show up at the crack of 5 am, and the same guy has been working the desk lately. He's about nine feet tall and built like a grizzly bear, with bright red hair in a long braid—and a Hulk-Hogan-style handlebar mustache that extends no less than 5 inches below his chin. You can almost see it grow as you stand there waiting for him to return your card. So I'm pretty sure I know what vikings do when they're not out at sea:they work at 24 Hour Fitness in Overland Park.
"They're like a different species! Homo Titanicus!!" —Mike G
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