Let me explain. Kristin gave me an AMAZING blue BCBG skirt for my birthday, and let me open it early. So I tried it on. Aaaand as I was walking back to the bathroom to change out of it, I realized that the zipper was coming out of sync from the bottom up. I tried unsuccessfully to get the zipper down. Wouldn't budge. So Kristin tried it. No dice. The skirt is form-fitting, and there would be NO way to get it off unless the zipper moved. Jeff proved to be my savior. And now he's also the record holder for seeing my underwear in the shortest amount of time. (Thank goodness I wore something modest!!!)
Given that this is my second Macy's-related-zipper-malfunction in as many months, I think I'm going with buttons from now on.
THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO "TRUE STORY."):
Kristin & I got Jeff back by getting into his pants. Literally. Both of us at once. His scrubs are HUGE because he's so tall—these are the only size that are long enough. So we each climbed into a leg & set the timer on the camera.
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