Danger at Machinehead!

   There are no less than a thousand ways you can seriously injure yourself at Machinehead. Everywhere you look, there's something that could crush, burn, cut, blind, pinch, nip, explode, electrocute or otherwise mangle you. And of course that's half the fun. Everything in the shop has a freaky warning label on it! From now on, Dick's name is Dick "Danger" Jobe!

   Sure, it doesn't seem dangerous at first, but you've seen those Warner Brothers cartoons, haven't you?

Well, at least there's a way to make it all stop.