Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Jen's Day Off

My horoscope from The Onion: "Capricorn: The events of your life will continue to uncannily mirror those depicted in the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Next week: Hôtel Terminus."

This could be good, if they're the having an adventure, being awesome, ticker-tape parade and dancing in the streets moments, rather than the wrecking a car, near-drowning in a pool, and getting attacked by a dog moments...