Cardinal Rules

   These babies are now nineteen days old, their eyes are open, and they are demanding food constantly!!! I feel a little bad for the poor parents, who are running ragged. These kids shoot their scrawny, naked necks up, beaks wide open, chirping for breakfast. And lunch. Post-lunch snack. Dinner. Dessert. Second dinner. And a few more meals in between!
   Hey kids, I'm trying to relax and watch TV in here, could you tone it down?!?!