Indeed, we ARE all this cat with an octopus on its face! I should have known better than to laugh at this video that a friend shared with me: a cat with an octopus face-hugger. How could I have been so foolish?? Karma paid me back. Little did I know that my new mint-scented shampoo is akin to catnip... Kismet pounced on my head as soon as I got out of the shower and wrapped her mitts tightly around my face, biting my scalp to subdue me, and then licking my hair once she scared me into submission.
Much like that video, I have a very weird cat.