Curiosity killed the what now?

   Tonight Kismet knocked over the trash can, which knocked over the dogs' huge water bowl, which flooded the kitchen and trash spilled everywhere, including chicken bones from dinner, which fortunately I reached before the animals did.  
...So what I'm saying is, if you're reading this it is your lucky day because I'm packing Kismet in a box and shipping her to you for Christmas. GOOD LUCK!