Not only was the skiing & riding fun, but the people were funny. I kept track of some of my favorite quotes from our trip. Here they are, in no particular order:
"We're going high class or we're not going at all." —Maureen
Jen & Maureen (wishing for snow): "Dump it! Dump it! Back it up and dump it!" (With apologies to Cali Swag District.)
FULO: first up, last off —Maureen
(Reading restaurant reviews) "This person with kids had a bad experience, so that's a good sign." —Trish
"I'm never not doing something. And it's always awesome." —Jen
(Watching X-Games) "This is all just crazy f'ing bullshit to me." —Trish
"I'd prefer not to be thrown into a faceplant by an evil inanimate object." —Jen
"Today my snowboarding instructor said, 'Believe me, if this shit was easy all the skiers would be doing it." —Trish
"Fat people don't want to go skiing." —Maureen
"You can Photoshop the hell out of that. It's a new meme: Jen on shit." —Trish
Rafael: "I tried to kill Jen yesterday."
Terry: "She's hard to kill."
"Ohh... It's gone flaccid." (Remarking on my snowboard bag, which I was dragging without the snowboard in it.) —Trish
"So do you want to be buried in your skiing penguin pants?" —Terry
(Watching HGTV: "love it or list it") "It's a load-bearing wall, bitch, shut the f*** up!" —Trish
"Those musical theater injuries are a bitch." —Maureen
(Sniff sniff) "who has elk in their purse?" —Terry
(Responding to Trish's order of a filthy martini): "I like things filthy." —Jen
Maureen: "It's a thing where people wear ball gowns."
Terry: "It's a ball."
"And in the end, all is quite good." —Rafael
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