Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Choose your own adventure

      Some days are like swimming with sharks. Fortunately, I dig sharks.
   To answer a question posed by a friend, no, I'm not sticking my tongue out at the shark; it's a poorly-drawn regulator.
   And to quote my friend Abby, "If you ask the shark to join you on the hunt for lost treasure turn to page 21." Clearly Abby has played this game before.
   So I replied, "The shark joins you and you discover that the treasure is guarded by a supergiant squid. If you swim away as fast as you can, turn to page 42. If you think squid sushi is delicious, turn to page 57."