Note to self:

Don't paint a big ugly flag & a freehand drawing of a hairy eagle on the back of my truck. (Also, don't buy a truck.)

If you're going to get all DIY with art, at least go all-out! Paint a ripped, full-body eagle with a sword in its beak & lightning bolts in his talons, the reflection of a burning city in his eyes, with a tattoo of an American flag emblazoned on his shaved chest. And a Bible verse printed below it to complete the look. Now THAT'S truck art!