Apparently in my new group we use "Omniture." It must be a program or a service or something... I wouldn't know, because I haven't been trained yet. I hypothesized that it meant, "Furniture that serves multiple purposes" but Olivia set me straight: "Close. Actually, it's furniture that eats both plants and animals." Well that clears it right up.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Random Hallmark Moments: Omniture
Apparently in my new group we use "Omniture." It must be a program or a service or something... I wouldn't know, because I haven't been trained yet. I hypothesized that it meant, "Furniture that serves multiple purposes" but Olivia set me straight: "Close. Actually, it's furniture that eats both plants and animals." Well that clears it right up.
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