Thursday, June 9, 2011

Funny 'Cause It's True

   The nurse from my allergist's office just called me back; she needed me to answer a few health questions before they could refill my prescription. This is an excerpt from our actual conversation:
"Any heart problems?"
"No."
"Respiratory problems?"
"No."
"Joint problems or arthritis?"
"No."
"Eye problems? Glaucoma?"
"No and no."
"Prostat... wait, I guess I don't need to ask you that."
(Laughing)
"Any Skeletor problems?"
(Long pause. Trying to stifle my laughter.)
"Hmphffm... No." (You might want to ask He-Man that one!)
DAAAAH! YOU HAVE ANSWERED ALL MY QUESTIONS! 
Now I am forced to refill your prescription.... NOOOOOOO!!!